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14 March 2006 @ 11:19 am
Poem by brandywine421!  
I'm posting this for the fab and wonderful brandywine421. Squeeee, I love me these poems and I think that we should send them all to Ben. :)

Ode to the Danglies

Dangle dangle, watch them dangle

They've got the best jangle jangle

In the oc or the chino town

Everybody loves to go down -

On the Danglies

It's the biggest that I've ever seen

Some say the biggest that's ever been

The danglies are built to please

So take out your hand and give them a squeeze,

The Danglies

When good old Ben goes out for a stroll

The danglies in his pants, they bounce and roll

Happily swinging around in his pants

Just waiting for us to come give them a dance

The Danglies.

The elusive danglies hiding in the sweats

All of the ladies, placing their bets

In the hand, in the mouth in the tits or the cunt

In the small of the back or deep in the rump

The Danglies

They're mysterious and sexy

They make girls go all flexy

To catch a precious peek

Of the prize we all seek

The Danglies.


Wasn't that fine! *sigh*

Thanks Brandy. We love ya!
valkrys: IDDvalkrys on March 14th, 2006 12:20 pm (UTC)

This is definitely too much. I can't say how much I love this poem, so true! Thanks brandy, brilliant!
Sandysmc36 on March 14th, 2006 01:48 pm (UTC)
Just damn.
I'm home alone, trying to be the Mom, doing laundry and waiting for the doctor's office to open, and I'm giggling like a freaking 12 year old.
My driver's license may same I'm a freaking adult but the Ode to the Danglies says something else!
SG22: IDDay_crotchbyhottub_mesoutherngirl22 on March 14th, 2006 02:24 pm (UTC)
How my! Those are great!
I'll be thinking of these throughout the day! Thanks brandy!!
distelhad on March 14th, 2006 03:29 pm (UTC)
Oh my....oyhumbug :D (how do you spell that anyways?)

Nothing but the truth here :D
mel39: crotchmel39 on March 14th, 2006 04:21 pm (UTC)
Hee. Another classic Cheeky.

So take out your hand and give them a squeeze,
Oh if only!
Cheekycheekymice on March 14th, 2006 05:03 pm (UTC)
Brandy wrote this gem Mel. It is a classic.

*sigh* If only.
elzed: danglieselzed on March 14th, 2006 04:52 pm (UTC)
Oooh Brandy, that was fab. Just fab.
arualms on March 14th, 2006 05:15 pm (UTC)
My brother keeps asking what the hell I am giggling about. This was great, Brandy!
Vvana_ever_young on March 14th, 2006 07:22 pm (UTC)
So take out your hand and give them a squeeze Just tell me when and where...

Just fantastic, Brandy!
emrose33emrose33 on March 14th, 2006 08:26 pm (UTC)
Brilliant, brandy. You made me alternate between embarrassed giggling and lustful sighs. Thank you! And thanks, cheeky, for posting.
60schic60schic on March 14th, 2006 10:33 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Yep, I'm 12 ! Nice work, Brandy.
Michalloveben on March 14th, 2006 11:45 pm (UTC)
LOL- very nice very classic.
thank you both.