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14 March 2006 @ 03:57 pm
All Hail The Danglies!  

All Hail Cheeky, Queen of the Groin Patrol, from one of her loyal Subjects!

Disclaimer: I do not own Ben McKenzie, but I plan to in my next life. There is no Carly....(yeah, riiiight)
A/N: Thanks to loracj for giving parts of this a look-see, but it is essentially un-betaed. And it is total smut.

WARNING: This is RPF; I have taken the name of BMcK in vain---this was about 'Ben's Danglies' after all, was it not? If you do not want to read about Ben McKenzie, go no further. You have been warned!

It began with a simple viewing of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Adam had insisted they watch it again, wanting to know just how ‘nuanced’ they thought his performance was…..Adam’s word…with air quotes….

Ben knew they had to do this or Adam would hound him mercilessly. In truth, he liked the rest of the movie. If Carly’s rapt attention was any indication, she was enjoying the Brangelina interaction as well. She had grabbed his hand during the finer moments of sexual innuendo and continued to hold tight.

They had met the day Ben read his new episode script and realized that Ryan’s voice had changed...for the better. No more was he the simpering wuss, following Marissa’s ass blindly through the lame plots. Could it be that Ryan had suddenly grown a pair?

When Ben went to Josh to inquire, he was told they had hired on a new writer, specifically to beef up Ryan’s dialogue. It seems the fangirls on the boards were being very vocal in their displeasure and Josh had finally seen the light.

Carly was not drop dead gorgeous in the classical sense. Nor model-thin. She had shoulder length brown hair with lots of highlights that was usually pulled back into a messy ponytail. Not a clothes horse either. A jeans and T-shirt kind of girl. But it was her boots that Ben noticed…real cowboy boots, scuffed and worn, made for comfort, not for show. It was those boots that sold him on her.

No one in the cast knew they were hooking up. Well, Adam did…but Adam made it his business to know everything that was going on around the set. It wasn’t hard after he caught them playing tonsil hockey once. He swore the only one he told was Rachel. Ben told Adam he’d pound him into the ground if he read about it in the Defamer.

Ben hit the off button as the credits rolled. “So what do we tell Adam?”

“It was good. He pulled it off okay. I can see where people would say he was playing Seth, but he’s not really. The dialogue was well written anyway.”

“Is that your professional opinion?” Ben teased, pulling Carly to his chest as they lay on his bed.

“Uh-huh,” she responded, turning her head upwards for a kiss. “And Brad wasn’t too hard to look at, either.”

“Oh, is that right?” Ben laughed, mashing his lips into hers.

When she could breathe again, she answered, “Yeah, but I’d rather be looking at you right now…..uh, Ben? There’s something wrong with your jeans.”

“My jeans? What’s wrong with my jeans?”

“They’re still on……” she smirked wickedly.

“Well, you’ll just have to do something about that now, won’t you,” he drawled softly.

Carly’s grin widened as her fingers fiddled with the snap and she opened the zipper. She slid her hands between jeans and boxers, getting a rise out him, literally, as she did so. She yanked the denim down and off his body, returning her hands to the ever-growing bulge inches from her mouth. Ben was working on her own jeans, caressing her smooth legs, fingers working under her thong. Carly gasped but pulled away from him. She wanted to ‘play’ with him a bit first.

In truth, she never tired of looking at Ben, clothed or otherwise. Naked was definitely more preferable. With this goal in mind, Carly moved her hands up Ben’s chest, raising his T-shirt up and over his head. Her palms whispered over his taut pecs, moving to his biceps, squeezing them appreciatively. She lowered her head to tongue a rigid nipple, satisfied when it elicited a groan from him.

Ben pulled Carly’s hair loose from its ponytail, entwining his fingers in its softness while keeping her head in place. She looked up with only her eyes to find the cerulean of his own gazing intently back, filled with desire. She slid back down his body and he pulled her T off as she went. She was braless, and the feel of her full breasts, nipples erect, dragging down his body nearly drove him insane.

When she was eye level with his crotch again, Carly caressed him through his boxers, grinning when he arched his back with a moan. She loved the feel of him, hard and long. Now she needed the visuals. She hooked her index fingers into the waistband and pulled downward, releasing his throbbing cock. She stared unabashed for a minute, taking in the sight and smell of Ben while breathing warm air onto him. Carly flicked her tongue experimentally.

“Don’t tease,” Ben rasped out in a whisper.

“Not gonna tease this time,” she responded taking the ridged head into her mouth. He had reason to question her. Though they had made love countless times already, oral sex had not been added to their repertoire just yet. This was somehow a more intimate act of sex for Carly and though she had been told before that she gave good head, she was reluctant to go at it with Ben until she knew his body better. ‘No time like the present,’ she told herself.

She moved up onto her knees and then sat back on her heels as she moved her mouth on down to the base, careful with her teeth at first, his hair tickling her nose. She swirled her tongue over and around as she bobbed up and down. Ben thrust slowly up into the warmth of her mouth, holding the back of her neck lightly, more for balance than anything else. He was pleasantly surprised by Carly’s initiative and almost lost it when she deep-throated him, but he had other plans for her just now….

Ben propped himself up on his forearms, leaning his weight to one side. He reached his opposite arm down behind her knees, pulling her ass-end up to the top of the bed. Carly lost his dick, letting it slide from her mouth when a surprised gasp escaped her lips. With Carly resting on her hip in 69 position now, it was his turn to exhale hotly onto her, divesting her of the thong. Ben lightly brushed his fingers over her well-groomed pubic mound, feeling her tense up, then relax as he did no more than feather his touches.

Panting heavily in anticipation, Carly cupped Ben’s balls and ran her tongue up and down the shaft. Ben reciprocated with his tongue, sliding it gently along her labial lips. He heard her breath hitch but she didn’t break contact this time. She let her top leg fall back slightly, opening herself up to him. He used the fingers of one hand to separate, and to rub her flowing juices over her clit. She flinched slightly and then whimpered as he used his other hand on her ass to press her to his mouth.

Carly thought she would go mad if Ben stopped, but she was having a difficult time focusing on him as he tongued her, then probed into her. She moaned around the cock in her mouth---the vibrations sending shivers through Ben. He knew he wasn’t going to last much longer at this rate…it had been a while between blow jobs. He spread her legs wider and used his lips as well as tongue on her, lapping around, in, out and back up. Carly was keening constantly now, gasping for breath. She ground her hips into him and he held her as with suction.

Making her mind go totally blank, Carly relaxed her throat and took Ben all in. She was one huge erogenous zone and a throbbing mass as she hollowed her cheeks and applied suction of her own. She could feel the quivering of the groans from Ben’s throat on her abdomen, and that is what sent her over the edge.

When Ben felt her spasms begin, he hauled Carly over his body so her thighs hugged his ears. He forced his tongue to go deeper, feeling her muscles contracting around it. His dick was straining in her mouth, hitting the back of her throat and to her credit, she didn’t gag. As the waves of her orgasm began to subside, Carly was able to refocus on Ben…at the task at hand…or mouth, or whatever.

Upside down as she was gave her an interesting perspective on this part of Ben’s anatomy. Getting serious, Carly straddled Ben’s chest and took him in both hands as her mouth continued its work. She cradled his balls, gently manipulating his firm nuts in their sack, listening to Ben growling out her name in supplication. She pulled her mouth off of him to admire his maleness in all its glistening pride, continuing to massage him, now stroking him using the slickness of her own saliva. When her tongue swirled at his slit, he whimpered, his hands on her head pushing her downward. Carly rewarded him, engulfing him again in warmth, just in time as she felt his balls contract in her hand. Ben paused in his thrusting for a second before bursting into her mouth with a grunted shudder. Carly kept at it until he was drained and he had relaxed back into the softness of the bed.

She held him almost reverently for a minute longer, then peered over her shoulder. Ben was watching her, a contented smile lifting the corners of his mouth. “Hey,” he whispered. Carly righted herself and went to rest her head on his chest. “Hey yourself.”

“That was……” he started.

“Really, really something else,” she finished.

Ben kissed the top of her head. “I was gonna say ‘special’, but you about covered it. Are you okay?”

Carly stared at him. “Ben McKenzie, how can you possibly ask me that? Do you suddenly doubt your prowess? Do I not look like a woman sated?” Though her words sounded challenging, her eyes sparkled in delight. She brought her lips to his, kissing him softly. “This was wonderful. You are wonderful. Thank you,” she ended quietly.

“The pleasure was all mine……..so, what do we tell Adam?” His eyes twinkled with mischief.

“Well……we tell him we studied the subject matter at hand, gave it careful but thorough attention, and came to the logical conclusion that the performance was most definitely nuanced.”

Ben chuckled softly. “Why do I get the feeling you’re not talking about the film?”

Carly attached her lips to his again. “What film?” she mocked between kisses.

~The End~
Current Mood: hornyhorny
Current Music: To Be With You
loracjloracj on March 14th, 2006 04:31 pm (UTC)
I shouldn't have read this again while at work!
Lovely, Chic.
60schic60schic on March 14th, 2006 04:54 pm (UTC)
Hee--thanks, sweetie! I got your IM but really was away this time. Thanks for giving me the encouragement to post!
(no subject) - loracj on March 14th, 2006 05:13 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - 60schic on March 14th, 2006 09:27 pm (UTC) (Expand)
elzedelzed on March 14th, 2006 04:31 pm (UTC)
Gaaah. First thing I read this morning is Cheeky's wanking Ryan in the sand. First thing I read getting home after work is this.

Oooh mama - I do love this danglie festival. Must get something sorted out at my end, as it were...

That was HOT. And then some. And then some more.

Cock-hungry sluts, anyone? We have 'em here...

oooh, for a taste of the danglies, eh? Sigh.
60schic60schic on March 14th, 2006 04:59 pm (UTC)
oooh, for a taste of the danglies, eh? Sigh.....Reread my disclaimer re: my next life.

I'm glad I could make your afternoon. I read the Ryan/wanking late last night----Oooo fah!

'Cock-hungry sluts' is going to turn out to be an understatement here I fear. Thanks, clone.
SG22: IDDay_unzipmeleaning_mesoutherngirl22 on March 14th, 2006 04:38 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD! That was very satisfying!
Oh course Ben would grab her behind the knees and pull her into position. Ben is wonderful!
60schic60schic on March 14th, 2006 05:13 pm (UTC)
Isn't he though? I was quite sure I've never read him doing this in RPF. In some really hot Ryan-threeways, but not as HetBen.

I LOVE your icon. It says it all....I need a Danglies icon!!!!
Sandysmc36 on March 14th, 2006 04:43 pm (UTC)
What do you mean Carly's not real?? Yes she is.
I'm sitting right here, reading this and clearly recognizing myself!!
60schic60schic on March 14th, 2006 05:08 pm (UTC)
LOL. Then you should also be enjoying a cigarette right about now. Even though I....um...Carly doesn't smoke. (she was smokin', however)
valkrys: IDDvalkrys on March 14th, 2006 04:49 pm (UTC)
Loved it, so freaking hot and hot and hot and...

Yeah, I love this day, we need more such days, can't it be IDD once every month?? Hee

Thanks for sharing
60schic60schic on March 14th, 2006 05:05 pm (UTC)
You're welcome. Thanks for reading....and enjoying!
Cheekycheekymice on March 14th, 2006 04:50 pm (UTC)
Gurghhhhh....arughhhhhhurgh. *fans myself*

Cock hungry sluts Inc indeed.

Oh my...me oh my Chic. You delivered in bucket loads honey (as did the Ben in your story!)

Hmm now I wonder who Carly is? Nope haven't got a clue Chic -You devil. ;)

Hot, hot, hot and going in my memories to read again and again.
60schic60schic on March 14th, 2006 05:04 pm (UTC)
I am touched and honored (well, I'd have to be a bit touched-in-the-head to go after the danglies like this!) I am so glad I could deliver the 'goods' satisfactorily for you.

This may turn out to be my favorite day of the year. And 'Carly' may have to do some man-handing of MrChic tonight......
(no subject) - cheekymice on March 14th, 2006 05:06 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - 60schic on March 14th, 2006 05:10 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - arualms on March 14th, 2006 05:05 pm (UTC) (Expand)
arualms on March 14th, 2006 05:03 pm (UTC)
*fanns self*
This is the best holiday ever!
(Sorry about not getting your icon ready on time, my computer is on total strike. I will try to figure it out with my parents pictur-program, but it is not as good.
60schic60schic on March 14th, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
Thanks. And no problem...I may have to steal an icon from somewhere on the flist in the meantime though!
(no subject) - arualms on March 14th, 2006 05:11 pm (UTC) (Expand)
mel39mel39 on March 14th, 2006 06:03 pm (UTC)
*fans self* Lucky lucky Carly. That was awesome Chic, really really awesome!
60schic60schic on March 14th, 2006 09:40 pm (UTC)
Well cheeky said to bring on teh HOT. I try to be accomodating....

Thanks, mel. I'm glad you enjoyed.
zbyszko: Happy IDDzbyszko on March 14th, 2006 06:16 pm (UTC)
Hee, you totally hit on what is wrong with The OC:
“My jeans? What’s wrong with my jeans?”

“They’re still on……” she smirked wickedly."

Now if Fox would only fix this problem...........
60schic60schic on March 14th, 2006 09:41 pm (UTC)
Yes, FOX should fix it with southerngirl'd icon!
Vvana_ever_young on March 14th, 2006 06:42 pm (UTC)
I'm usually not into RPF as I find it hard to believe in the "characters". This thing, though, it was awesome! I loved it, so hot... This is the best day ever.

Just perfect...

Bravo, Chic!
60schic60schic on March 14th, 2006 09:39 pm (UTC)
*bows* Thank you vana. This is a great day!
emrose33emrose33 on March 14th, 2006 08:48 pm (UTC)
Now, why am I not surprised that Ben is as awesome a lover as ficRyan?? There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that Ben is indeed a shit hot lover - he's so educated, intelligent and respectful, there's no way it would be a quick wham-bam with him. Guh.

Way, way hot, chic. Thank you!
60schic60schic on March 14th, 2006 09:36 pm (UTC)
You're welcome. Damn straight he'd be red-hot!
beachtreebeachtree on March 15th, 2006 01:56 am (UTC)
Are you wrapped in Saran Wrap and chasing Mr. Chic with a mixer now? I'm only asking because this made me want to pounce. Rowr! And here I was trying to get my fixation under control. I think even my teddy bear is cringing now. Yeah, that's just gross!

So, you know about Ben's recreational pursuits how? WHERE did you really go cruising, Carly?
60schic60schic on March 15th, 2006 03:22 am (UTC)
Some things are trade secrets---and Carly ain't telling.

I'm assuming from your hysteria that you enjoyed Ben's recreational pursuits? I know I enjoyed imagining them...and somehow getting the words to appear on screen. The Man. Is. Hot.

And beach? Step away from the teddy bear!

I read through your comments on the other fic, and am waiting until I can write an intelligent response to your thoughtful post. Right now? Too caught up with the danglies!
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Mmonnie44 on March 15th, 2006 04:06 am (UTC)
Guh. So lovely, and hottttt. All hail Ben's groin!
60schic60schic on March 15th, 2006 04:21 am (UTC)
Thank you. We all hail to the Groin.
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60schic60schic on March 15th, 2006 09:10 pm (UTC)
Our boy knows how to treat a woman well...

I certainly like to think so. Thanks rabea.