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13 March 2006 @ 11:35 pm
Another side of Ryan (a danglie picfic)  
Ryan partied too hard...you know he can't handle his liquor anymore since living with the Cohens!



Ryan: Ohhhh, my head....



Seth: Hey man! Welcome back to the land of the living.
Ryan: What happened? Seth, how and why am I in bed totally naked?



Seth: Well...that's quite a tale, my friend.



Ryan: The last thing I remember is standing in the kitchen by the jello shots, listening to that stupid joke you were telling.



Ryan: How much did I drink?



Seth: Enough to make you lose all of your inhibitions... You stripped naked and displayed your danglies proudly...in front of everyone.
Ryan: Shit! Who's everyone?



Seth: Well, for starters me, Summer, Marissa, and the 'rents! I must say, everyone was quite impressed!



Ryan: how embarrassing...



During the days and weeks to follow

Sandy: It's ok, Ryan. We all do wild and crazy things sometimes. Right Kirsten? Kirsten? KIRSTEN!


*******

Ryan: Were you just looking at my dick...because I could very easily bust your ass.


Seth: Nooooo...I wouldn't...no.


Seth: However, if my eyes had strayed in that direction, and if my memory serves me right, you could totally be in the movies, Ryan. You know...*whispers* the adult entertainment variety??



Seth: I can see it now... Ryan challenges Deep Throat or Ryan does Dick and Jane. You could make some money off of that monster.


Ryan: Really? Do you really think it's a monster?


Seth: Oh yeah....it definitely is. Just ask anybody in that room the other night. Hey, no I'm not gay!


Ryan: You coulda fooled me. That sky blue sweater vest says otherwise.



***********

Taylor: Wow Ryan....who knew?


********

Hailey: Damn Ryan! Thank God for camera phones!


********

Summer: Chino! Chino...AND his package!


Summer: I liked seeing that other side of you, Atwood. Every last inch of it.


Summer: Want some jello shots?
Ryan: You're making me very nervous. Go find your boyfriend.


********

Girl #1: Yes, he's here! Come over here right now. No, he looks shy. I don't think he'll drop his pants right here. With his pants on? Yeah...the package looks tight.



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Ryan: Quit it, Seth!
Seth: I'm just envious...damn!


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Ryan: Not you too, Sandy!


*******

Ryan: Umm...sorry I bumped into you, Kirsten
Kirsten: Anytime Ryan


*******

The Nana: I heard about you young man. I understand that it's not just your arms that are big....
Ryan: OMG!
Sandy: Ma...you embarrassed him.



*******

Marissa: I want to see it again, Ryan!
Ryan: Okay...but that night wasn't the first time you had seen it.



Marissa: No, but it's the first time I've seen you touch yourself and pull and stretch it like that. You even played the bongos with it! It was hot! We were all so amazed to see "another side of Ryan" that nobody wanted to stop you!



Ryan: Yeah, yeah, do that...guh


*******

Thinking Ryan:
Ryan: Hmmmm....this might not be so bad.


Ryan: I really need to be single though...to reap all of the benefits...


Ryan: Showing off your big danglies gets you laid. Maybe I can put that on a bumper sticker. Ha!


Damn, I look good in these trunks!
 
 
 
Mademoiselle Christina: *snazztastic boy parts*chrissie4444 on March 14th, 2006 09:21 pm (UTC)
lol that was great
SG22: IDDay_advert_mesoutherngirl22 on March 15th, 2006 02:55 am (UTC)
Thanks!
elzedelzed on March 14th, 2006 09:22 pm (UTC)
Sunshine, I have two things to say to you:

1) I ADORE this picfic. It's priceless, and hilarious, and you have, as usual, found exactly the right facial expressions for every frame.

2) Just you wait until I post brandy's contribution to the danglies day. It's UNCANNY! I swear. You should see it in the next couple of hours at the latest. I swear you gals share a brain...

*squees!!!*
SG22: IDDay_can'tlookaway_mesoutherngirl22 on March 15th, 2006 02:56 am (UTC)
Really? I just knew it sucked while I was trying to put it together. Thanks elzed!

OMG! I just read Brandy's fic! That is so weird! I love it!
mel39: treasuretrailmel39 on March 14th, 2006 09:32 pm (UTC)
Squee! Awesome (I seem to have used that word alot today!) The pics and expressions were just perfect. My favourite? "I look damn good in these trunks". Hee.
SG22: IDDay_crotchbyhottub_mesoutherngirl22 on March 15th, 2006 02:57 am (UTC)
Hee! Glad you liked it, mel!
Cheekycheekymice on March 14th, 2006 09:34 pm (UTC)
You had me scream out loud with laughter....Bongos will never be the same again.

Now I recant what I was saying before - THIS is my fav now!

Squeeee. (love Kiki 'looking' pic) *snort.

This has cheered me up immensely.

SG22: IDDay_dareyou_mesoutherngirl22 on March 15th, 2006 02:58 am (UTC)
I'm glad you liked it! Like I told elzed, I was so afraid that this was gonna suck.
Thank you!
Vvana_ever_young on March 14th, 2006 09:38 pm (UTC)
You are so incredible good at this.

I love your pic fics and this one was just awesome...definitely one of my faves!
SG22: IDDay_dessert_mesoutherngirl22 on March 15th, 2006 02:59 am (UTC)
Thanks vana! My computer was working against me on this one. I'm glad I finally got it done.
zbyszko: IDD-1zbyszko on March 14th, 2006 09:49 pm (UTC)
"Damn Ryan! Thank God for camera phones!"
and
" Right Kirsten? Kirsten? KIRSTEN!"

are my favorites! But they were all fantastic!
SG22: IDDay_hands+lap_mesoutherngirl22 on March 15th, 2006 03:02 am (UTC)
Thanks Z!! That Kirsten one was added last. I just happened upon that cap while I was looking for something else. It turned out good.

I'm glad you liked it!
loracjloracj on March 14th, 2006 10:07 pm (UTC)
If this was the delayed one, it was well worth the wait.
Beautiful job, SG.
SG22: IDDay_johnnyreading_mesoutherngirl22 on March 15th, 2006 03:04 am (UTC)
Yep, it's dated the 13th...which is when I started it. Damn internet problems!
Glad you liked!! Thanks!
Beabeabeabea on March 14th, 2006 10:21 pm (UTC)
Absolutely fantastic SG. I'm crying with laughter here.

Too many favourites to quote- this is an absolute gem.

*Scuttles off to read/look again*
SG22: IDDay_junebugpass_mesoutherngirl22 on March 15th, 2006 03:04 am (UTC)
Thanks bea!! I'm so glad it made you laugh!
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SG22: IDDay_ohmyb/w_mesoutherngirl22 on March 15th, 2006 03:06 am (UTC)
Thank you, ingkir! It took awhile to find all of those looking down pics. But I tried to start collecting them early.

I think that's my favorite line too! It was such an afterthought. I ran across that cap while looking for something else, so it was the last one added.
arualms on March 14th, 2006 10:59 pm (UTC)
This was so great!
I think we all agree that we have found our new favourite holiday!
SG22: IDDay_plaincrotch_mesoutherngirl22 on March 15th, 2006 03:08 am (UTC)
Let's raise out glass to International Danglies Day!! My new favorite holiday with the best presents ever!!

Thanks arualms!!
Michal: Dangliesloveben on March 14th, 2006 11:05 pm (UTC)
LOL- thank you SG, that was so funny.

My favorite line :
"Sandy: It's ok, Ryan. We all do wild and crazy things sometimes. Right Kirsten? Kirsten? KIRSTEN!"
SG22: IDDay_poorjohnny_mesoutherngirl22 on March 15th, 2006 03:08 am (UTC)
Thank you, loveben!
Yeah...that turned out to be my favorite line too.
rychki: Ben is 'this big'rychki on March 15th, 2006 01:05 am (UTC)
Absolutely loved it, your picfic's are awesome!
SG22: IDDay_unzipmeleaning_mesoutherngirl22 on March 15th, 2006 03:09 am (UTC)
Thank you!!
beachtreebeachtree on March 15th, 2006 02:08 am (UTC)
Let's see. Seth, Sandy, Kirsten, Summer, Taylor, Hailey and the NANA? Oh God, the Nana. You know, she didn't get married and she likes the arms too...

You have outdone yourself with the picture matching. Cereally. The eyes (no power of suggestion necessary) are all falling front and center. Perfect choices. Dead-on (not hard dead-on) expressions and flawless caps. The critics and audiences agree! Rave reviews and even bongo players can't resist.

Love holidays.

Oh Grandma...

Thanks!
SG22: IDDay_wantit_mesoutherngirl22 on March 15th, 2006 03:13 am (UTC)
Thanks beachtree!! Again...hey to Ben's grandma *waves enthusiastically*!

I won't lie...this one was stressful, with the puter problems and the "special" caps that I had to find. I'm just glad people liked it cuz I thought it was gonna suck.
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Mmonnie44 on March 15th, 2006 03:49 am (UTC)
Omfg I LOVE it! Especially that face he makes when Marissa disappears 'down below'. :D
SG22: IDDay_ohmyb/w_mesoutherngirl22 on March 15th, 2006 04:19 am (UTC)
Hee! I was so happy when I discovered that series of caps that I had!
Glad you liked it!
distelhad on March 15th, 2006 08:19 am (UTC)
UNBELIEVABLE!! I love it!! I think I'll print it so I can...do whatever with it!!!

It's unbelievable funny and I'll read it again NOW!
SG22: IDDay_hands+lap_mesoutherngirl22 on March 15th, 2006 09:12 pm (UTC)
LOL! Thanks, distelhad!