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14 March 2006 @ 08:42 pm
Porn Delayed Is, um, Porn Divine?  
I'm riding chapzer's coat tails. I know it's not even IDD across the pond any more, but it still is here, so I'm celebrating, dammit.

I actually have porn -- het porn and my long-delayed follow-up to YKWIW (aka the dirty!bad!wrong! story) ready and willing to go. But it should be unsurprising to me that -- given my wretched, wretched life of late -- things have gone awry.

I had to wait at the office this afternoon for a candidate who not only never showed, but never even called. (Note to those in my industry: Call me before you hire any snot-nosed recent graduates of University of Arizona, with way, way, way too much alternative-newspaper experience. I am determined that this girl *never* get another job.) I just got home. I had planned to post the porn that I wrote in the interim (what? If you are going to force me to stay four hours past the end of my shift after I have had two hours of sleep and have spent the day arguing about the transliterations of Palestinian surnames, I am going to write porn.), however, it now appears that I have forgotten to send the file to myself.

What else is new?

So I'm begging a boon from the Queen of Porn, and using this as a placeholder until I can access the file tomorrow and post it.

In the meantime, thanks to all for making my day so very, very much brighter with all the porn that I will now happily devour before heading off to my lovely bed.

Viva le groin!
 
 
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beachtreebeachtree on March 15th, 2006 02:34 am (UTC)
Something about U of A since I had an incident with an alumunus as well. Didn't hire him!

You're finally penning again? For real? So many never finished!

Now, ravenously devour your porn like a good Catholic girl and post and write tomorrow.
Deedulcineah1 on March 15th, 2006 03:08 am (UTC)
Hey! I'm a University of Arizona alum! Not a journalism major, granted, but I roomed with one my sophomore year. She was nice, but that school does have some real idiots who go there. I'm guessing that girl was one of the ones who would sunbathe in her bikini on the mall in front of the student union, and complain that guys were staring at her. Ugh.
Cheekycheekymice on March 15th, 2006 03:30 am (UTC)
You are totally given a free pass on this one Overnighter. (so looking forward to the bad!wrong!)

That's why I set up Danglie Central so any stragglers could post their stuff and it wouldn't get swollowed up in the ether.

Two hours sleep is not good honey.

xxxx
Katkatwoman76 on March 15th, 2006 07:27 am (UTC)
so looking forward to the bad!wrong!
Ditto...ditto!

Two hours sleep is not good honey.
Not? You think, sometimes someone would need more?
I highly doubt that I will survive today without very large amounts of coffee *yawn*
Kat: Ryan #2katwoman76 on March 18th, 2006 07:57 pm (UTC)
my long-delayed follow-up to YKWIW (aka the dirty!bad!wrong! story) ready and willing to go
Nudge nudge nudge.
We are still waiting *jumping up and down impatiently*
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